A Funny...
This morning I called my unsuspecting Mom and shared this news with her ... "Mom, I have great news.  I'm pregnant."    The silence was deafening.  
"April Fools!" I laughed and laughed... unfortunately, she was not as amused.
Any funnies at your place?
"April Fools!" I laughed and laughed... unfortunately, she was not as amused.
Any funnies at your place?

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My dad called me about 8:30pm and told me he'd won 43 million dollars in the lottery & wanted me to drive to Austin w/him to collect it. After much questioning, I couldn't find the joke anywhere, and couldn't imagine why he'd call & say that if it weren't true. Then he asked how my April Fool's day was going... ugh.